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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] 

Stories this week include:

• KFC attempts to woo lucrative funeral trade with allocated park spaces for hearses.


• Orange unveils new 'Pathetic' price plan for contemptible customers.


• Former decorator still single despite lonely hearts advert for 'slim, top heavy, 20-25 year old stunner with no discernible intelligence. No fat chicks.'


• Shortage of Einstein busts and Buddha statues blamed for fall in inflation.

Also revealed: We investigate a murder...