Lapdancer vs. Special Dental Team

One upon a time there was a band called "Special Dental Team." They practiced very hard, wrote songs called "Rooster Killer," "Eoneoraneunge," "Spank Party Pillow Fight" and "Murls are Spurling." They wore costumes on stage and even played live while a projector projected one of their favorite films, "Troll 2." There was a documentary made about them. Before Lapdancer was Lapdancer, he played bass in that band. Before Johnny Unicorn was Johnny Unicorn, he did all kinds of things in that band.

On a rainy Sunday evening, Lapdancer undertook the pleasure of manipulating some songs by this nostalgic band. This is a raw recounting of pain, tears, gastrointestinal malfunctions, chopped beats, sloppy karaoke weirdness and absurd grind breakcore Latin strangeness.

Stranger things have happened. Believe this.