Land of Eem Fantasy Actual Play S03EP17 | Pirates, Gremlins, and an Ancient Carrot

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The SS Noggin embarks on a perilous voyage through the treacherous waters of the Scaloac Strand! Our crew - featuring a blind navigator, two crab racks, and a collection of colorful sailors - quickly discovers that surviving the high seas demands more than just sailing skill.

Immediately faced with the challenges of navigation, we encounter a peculiar trader and a hoarding hermit crab haggling over a "calculation clam." Just when we think we're making progress, we spot an abandoned ship drifting toward certain doom. What awaits inside? Nothing but trouble - a vessel overrun with voracious gremlins that would happily consume our ship piece by piece if given the chance.

Food supplies become a pressing concern as our crew's appetite for endless Norks noodles threatens to leave us stranded. A chance meeting with Shelly, a contented marooned pirate who's made peace with his tiny island existence, provides warnings about the dangers ahead - sea chimeras, liger sharks, and other monstrosities lurking beneath the waves.

The true adventure begins when we discover partially submerged ancient ruins containing flooded chambers, dancing skeletons, and an ink pot spider guarding magnificent treasures. Our hard-fought victory yields the remarkable "Carrot of Pain" - a magical vegetable that increases weapon damage for whoever wields it.

With Terror Island still looming in the distance, can our misfit crew survive the journey ahead? Will First Mate Galen maintain order among the ranks? And who will ultimately claim the powerful Carrot of Pain? Subscribe now to continue this wild nautical adventure where danger and absurdity await at every turn!

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