Land of Eem Fantasy Actual Play S03EP16 | Noggin's Pleasure Yacht: Where Pirates Go to Retire

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A luxury yacht isn't exactly what comes to mind when planning a dangerous expedition to a place called "Terror Island," but that's precisely the vessel Rylee and Galen find themselves commanding. After finally reaching Muckland Harbor, they discover their old friend Noggin has transformed their galleon into a pleasure craft complete with shuffleboard decks, noodle dispensers, and two men named Lou who handle waste disposal duties.

The mission seems simple enough: find the legendary treasure of Ulfrex the Cruel hidden somewhere on Terror Island. If successful, they might disrupt the dangerous alliance between the Felmog and Sarapathi forces currently wreaking havoc across Scalawag Strand. Of course, they'll need a crew crazy enough to sail into such dangers.

What follows is a hilariously chaotic recruitment drive through Muckland Harbor's various districts. From the privateer registry to "the dregs," our heroes assemble a crew that includes a one-legged pirate seeking revenge on a sea monster, a gigantic crab rack wearing an equally enormous custom-made hat, a blind sailor who claims to be "great at tying knots," and a suspicious Felmog corsair whose loyalties remain questionable at best.

With ancient coins spent on high-quality cannons (that are only "somewhat likely" to backfire), the newly-formed crew prepares to set sail. As Riley and Galen struggle with leadership dynamics and the miserly Galen reluctantly accepts the role of first mate, one can't help but wonder if this ragtag group has any chance of success against the numerous threats lurking in the Scalawag Strand.

Join us as we embark on this perilous journey where the stakes are high, the odds are low, and the noodles are always plentiful. Whether they find treasure or trouble remains to be seen, but one thing's certain – it's going to be an adventure unlike any other!

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