Kylo Trump shows the way to the dark side of politics in a humorous way – Donald Trump’s words in Kylo Ren’s voice. Always under a minute long.
Let me tell you something about the rich…
I prefer to own sabacc parlors.
Bad temperament for a leader!
I would have left the damn mines…
Go after them as viciously and violently as you can.
I like people who weren’t captured, OK?
Every guy in the country wants to go out with my sister…
This galaxy is being pushed around by everyone.
Lyin’ Leia is getting ready to totally misrepresent my foreign policy positions.
I am a whiner…
Kylo Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants.
If Lando Calrissian resigns NOW…
She is reckless and dangerous!
I thought he had the demeanor…the bearing…the thought process.
Is he profiling?
…when you get these terrorists, you have to take out their families.
There’s nothing I love more than women, but they’re really a lot different than portrayed.
My first day. There’s no more blaster-free zones.
So you have a woman living in a rough galaxy, sorry, you can’t defend yourself
…of which, sadly, there are many.