Horse Bitch

Horse Bitch was a big part of Roosevelt‘s WPA initiative and crucial in lifting the US out of the Great Depression. Due to the very naughty word in the name, history would omit their name from the archives for fear the general public would reject it and by extension democracy itself. Democracy, however, finds a way. Horse Bitch has become ubiquitous with babies, teens, and adults alike battling through the clutches of melancholy who long for a time when it was okay to support modern baseball and show up to the venue in assless chaps and a trucker hat.