Kagro in the Morning - September 3, 2025

David Waldman brings us the Wednesday KITM, on Wednesday, as expected, and as expected on a Wednesday, Greg Dworkin, who’s here to ask, “Health and wellness, but whose?” Well, not yours, that’s for sure.

This month RFK Jr. plans to announce which of the four humors is responsible for autism, but Bob is definitely certain that most children could use at least a little letting. Meanwhile, Donald K. Trump is dead, he just doesn’t know it yet because he hasn’t seen it on TV. It turns out that when Donald was seen doing his “Stanky Leg” in public, it wasn’t all about his stanky leg... It might have been even worse, if you can imagine that. By the way, Trump will only die when the majority of MAGA says he has, so look for that in maybe in a few generations.

Sadly, for Donald, the Nobel Committee only hands out their prize on the 10th war averted, and it doesn’t seem that Vlad will be punching his ticket on that. Xi Jinping sends a message to Trump, the message that he just doesn’t know how to throw a cool parade.

Jeffreeeeey Epsteiiiiiiin! Trump sends the US vuvuzela corps over to the capital today, but if that’s not enough he can always blow up some more boatloads of Venezuelan citizens.

Are you doing your part? ICE agents across the nation sure are doing theirs, and most are getting away with it, as long as they hide their identities a little. Trump will take over Chicago, NYC, and Greenland as soon as he gets rid of that TACO creeping up his spine. Gov. Kathy Hochul is getting used to defying Trump and accepting Zohran Mamdani.

The Fifth Circuit rejects Trump’s wartime deportation baloney, while Jeanine Pirro dejectedly sucks down another wine box as grand juries award her yet another “no bill prize”.

The USDA is cutting farmers loose from more supervision, while oyster farmer Graham Platner fights the oligarchy.  Space Command moves to Alabama, which is more proof that we are in the wrong timeline.