Kagro in the Morning - February 21, 2025

It’s Friday, the day David Waldman pitches us into the maelstrom.  We get today’s last dangle before we drop.

The weekend is when Elon Musk really lets his Big Balls loose. Well not “his”, per se, those are in a jar at some IVF lab. The rest of us are menaced by whatever his giant ketamine cookie jar of a head is coming up with.

The weekdays are for Trump to crop-dust us with EOs, edicts and royal proclamations. Trump will thus eliminate judges who are too judgey and deliver your mail from now on. Jan 6 rioters will soon be deputized. Pete Hic! Seth will purge all generals left of Jack D. Ripper. Trump’s first priority, however, is to take whatever Vlad will allow him.

Israel is angry to come up short on their hostage body count. Hamas better move fast before the renovators come in. Trumpy America makes things humiliating for Saudi Arabia, along with every other Middle Eastern faction since the dawn of time.

Ah, but we are only weeks away from March 15 and the beginning of spring cleanup season! Gop townhalls are filling with freshly leopard-eaten faces. FAFO is already exceeding overflow capacity. Republicans are beginning to get what they deserve…  But you know what? Democrats deserve double, because, really, nobody voted for that.