HAWK TALK – Turtle Power

This would usually be a skip week, but the world is still being a jerk, so we made you a bonus, entirely unedited, and almost entirely off-topic episode. This time, we talked about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Topics, roughly:

Daredevil parodies
The nature of mutation
The four humors
Archetypes of masculinity
Legal status of mutant animal people
Questionable toys
Adaptations and adaptations of adaptations
Miles's favorite Mirage comic story
The excellently weird Archie comic series
Girl turtles and naming conventions
Movies good and bad
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