Episode 188: Premature Ejaculation Polka and other Tomfooleries!

Ever wondered what happens when you mix football analysis, wedding DJ nightmares, and AI-generated music about premature ejaculation? We didn't either until this episode happened.

Football season has arrived, and we're breaking down Ohio State's commanding 70-0 victory alongside Michigan's unexpected struggles. From fantasy football matchups that have us sweating to college marching band appreciation, we cover the gridiron from all angles – including why we believe Ohio State has some serious depth with bench players who could start elsewhere.

The conversation takes a hilarious turn when we share recent wedding DJ experiences, including the universal frustration of entitled guests who decide rules don't apply to them. Picture this: you're carefully releasing tables for dinner, and suddenly three tables just decide they're more important than everyone else. The passive-aggressive announcements that followed? Pure gold. These stories highlight a broader theme of self-entitlement we've encountered across service industries, from golf courses to catering halls.

The highlight of our episode comes when we experiment with AI-generated music about premature ejaculation across different genres. From metalcore to polka to bluegrass, each musical style tackles the awkward subject matter with surprising authenticity. "Too Soon, My Balloon" – the polka masterpiece – had us literally in tears with lyrics that sound like they belong in a twisted Steamboat Willie cartoon. The bluegrass version with its fiddle race metaphors might be the most creative way anyone's ever addressed bedroom timing issues.

We wrap things up with our thoughts on Mudvayne's new track "Hurt People, Hurt People," celebrating that after 15 years, they still deliver their signature sound while evolving for modern listeners.

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