Loitering In Wonderland Studios has covered The Twilight Zone, Tales From The Crypt, The Walking Dead, American Horror Story and Westworld so it’s about time we got around to John Carpenter movies. Doesn’t make sense? Oh well. This is the podcast we are doing now. Join comedian Phoenix West as he and his guests tackle Carpenter movies in random order.
We cover our top 10 Carpenter movies here! This is the official last episode of this podcast. UNLESS we randomly decide to talk about one of the movies he wrote but those are not on the agenda. Thank…
In this one we cover the bottom section of our Carpenter movies. You can probably guess which ones make our lists.
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I’ve seen this twice and still barely remember what it’s about. I think I remember a twist ending where the spooky spooky ghost is also Amber Heard? I don’t remember. This movie really….shit the bed.…
Writing this before watching this college short. The poster for our show makes me think this is just a snuff film but we shall find out.
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Is Chevy Chase just the worst person? Does literally anyone like him? I don’t mean like him in some movies but I mean EVERYONE that works with him ends up hating him. Either way, he’s wrong for this …
Bird-alien Jeff Bridges takes Indy’s slam piece across the country to a meteor crater. Sounds lame and honestly it’s boring but still good. Did you know they made a Starman TV show after this? It rea…
Behold as zombie gang members do things off screen because it’s cheaper that way. They attack the cops, the criminals and the comatose robot that is…. whatever her name is. She’s on our poster…that l…
Stop being so anti-pro-anti-un-de-for-against-with-beside-anti-plus-il- Pro-Life already. You make me sick. Whichever side of the aisle you are….you can’t tell me this is good with a straight face. I…
Our favorite pedophile grooming story came to life! Allegedly. Elvis changed music forever. He also changed the inside of a teenager forever. We discuss the movie along with guess what Elvis must ha…
Is this Carpenter’s worst movie? I mean, worst of his good ones…. I mean…. you know what, decide for yourself. Either way I barely stayed awake during this story of ghost/zombie pirates/sailors.
It’s the day before Halloween so why not finally get to Halloween….the movie? It’s the classic movie that started all the terrible terrible terrible terrible sequels. What a waste of a franchise. Too…
The epic conclusion to our lists. Nobody cares. These movies make us laugh so hard we almost forget our souls are black.
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We were originally going to do this right after Halloween III but shit got in the way. Adam was supposed to do his list as well but shit happened. Anyway, here is the bottom half of our top 10 comedy…
I love trilogies when the third movie is sued into existence. We ditch Snake for Snow and rescue the president’s daughter in space. It’s what Carpenter wanted for the third one. We get it…..kinda. Th…
We originally did this movie back on 10.11.2016 for B-Movie Battle! 3. Now it’s time to bring in more victims to cover this amazing film. I might have oversold it. Swap out Michael Myers for some dol…
This is a weird movie full of random things. It was truly a joy to discuss after we were forced to watch an episode of Chiller on LIW Anthology Series Review.
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James Woods versus vampires. YES! Or more honestly…WHY? Who thought this was a good idea? Anyone? Will we eventually do the sequel starring J.B. Jovi?
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The Walking Dead’s star Norman Reedus stars in this movie/tv show. We mostly spend our time wishing the ending was different.
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We finish off our lists by covering 5-1. Who will win the top spots? It’s fairly obvious if you listen to any of our shows.
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We wanted to talk about directors but didn’t really have a show to release it on so we are calling it 2 episodes of LIW John Carpenter Review. In this one we get through the bottom half of the list i…