Bring It Back, Give It The Sack, Have A Crack - Episode 8

In the West the iconic Wedge Tailed Eagle Auzzie has not been flying and won’t be doing so until there are full capacity crowds in the West, which made us think about the importance of animals at the footy.

For the Tigers, Lions and Geelong Cats we suggested they get in touch with our mate - Joe Exotic and get themselves a BIG CAT for game day, that would be awesome.

Do you remember the elephant that North Melbourne got from the circus? Maxy asks them to forget about a securing a marque player and focus on getting a marque mythical animal like the Seattle Cracken 'Octopus'.

Matty Nicks and the Adelaide Crows are struggling and Nicks' coaching has be simplified to such a point his put away the whiteboard, magnets, pens and paper and focused on two clear bottle sitting on the floor. Michael sings us his best parody of "10 green bottles hanging on the wall" that the boys want to submit to 'The Voice'.

Under 10’s or the AFL? You be the judge.

This week on 'Have A Crack' the gentlemen have found a mask from Japan known as the 'smart mask' that can translate speech to 8 different languages but we ask can the mask be used in the AFL to translate dodgy umpiring decisions, it may also be handy for all high-school students learning a foreign language or if someone's talking trash behind your back in a different language, but mainly umpiring.

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