Immortality Weekly
Discussing the nuts and bolts of living forever, one week at a time.
- Update frequency
- every 6 days
- Average duration
- 44 minutes
- Episodes
- 20
- Years Active
- 2019
Highlander 2: The Quickening
Joel and Scott finally discover how the immorality mechanics of the Highlander universe actually work jk jk jk jk jk
POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR
- Highlander (1986)
- Highlander 2: The Quickening (1991)
Being John Malkovich
Joel and Scott discuss the best immortality movie no one remembers is about immortality.
POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR:
- Being John Malkovich (1999)
Immortals (2011)
Joel and Scott discuss a movie called Immortals where no one seems to know what immortality is.
POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR
- Dogshit Lemonade (2011)
The Crow
Joel and Scott discuss the best-ever 90s goth action movie about purpose-driven immortality.
POSSIBLE SPOILERS:
The Crow (1994)
Game of Thrones
Immortal Issues: Dating Mortals
Joel and Scott start a dating advice column for immortals.
The Age of Adaline
Joel and Scott discuss an immortal who's actually halfway decent at being immortal.
POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR:
- The Age of Adaline (2015)
Game of Thrones: The Night King
Joel and Scott try to make sense of The Night King. Like, what's his deal?
POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR
- Game of Thrones (Seasons 1-8)
- Yeah, the books too.
Immortal Issues: Hiding It
In the first Immortal Issues, Joel and Scott try to figure out how Paul Rudd has avoided becoming a government lab rat.
Hancock
Joel and Scott discuss Hancock, where a drunk version of Superman teaches us that immortals don't have to be assholes.
POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR:
- Hancock (2008)
The NeverEnding Story
Joel and Scott discuss the Childlike Empress, but Joel tries to make the whole thing about Morla, The Ancient One.
POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR:
- The NeverEnding Story (1984)
Zardoz
Joel and Scott discuss Zardoz and the relationship between immortality, erectile dysfunction, and Sean Connery.
POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR:
- Zardoz (1974)
Death Becomes Her
Joel and Scott discuss the 1992 supernatural comedy classic Death Becomes Her, in which immortality is basically just plastic surgery, but worse. What if they get bored???
POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR:
- Dea…
In Time
Joel and Scott discuss 'In Time,' dystopian capitalism, and jokes that never seem to get old.
POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR:
- In Time (2011)
Child’s Play
Joel and Scott discuss Chucky and what to do if you die in a pile of dolls.
POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR:
- Child's Play (1988)
- Child's Play 2 (1990)
- Child's Play 3 (1991)
- Bride of Chucky (1998)
- Seed of Chuc…
Time Loops!
Joel and Scott discuss time loops discuss time loops.
POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR:
- Groundhog Day (1993)
- Daybreak (2006)
- Edge of Tomorrow (2014)
- Russian Doll (2019)
- Happy Death Day 2U (2019)
Every Single Twilight Movie
POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR:
- Twilight (2008)
- The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
- The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)
- The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (2011)
- The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 (20…
The Cheerleader from Heroes
Joel and Scott discuss the cheerleader from Heroes and why she shouldn't show anyone her brain.
POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR:
- Heroes (2006)
Deadpool
Joel and Scott break the fourth wall and agree to disagree about whether or not Deadpool can age.
POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR:
- Deadpool
- Headpool
- Logan (2017)
Peter Pan
Joel and Scott discuss Peter Pan and why growing up is not the problem.
POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR:
- Disney's Peter Pan (1953)
- Peter Pan Musical Telecast (1955)
- Hook (1991)
- Peter Pan (2003)
- Pan (2015)
Highlander
Joel and Scott discuss Highlander and the link between immortality and being kind of a dick for no reason.
POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR:
- Highlander (1986)