Vampires: You Bet Your Ass They're Real

Hiya Ichabodicans! We love you. Today we are pleased to bring you our first ever audio theater episode on -- you guessed it-- vampires. Sit back and cringe while we perform (really badly) -- cases of actual vampire cases investigated by authorities. Scared? If not, you will be. Lock your doors and gird your loins. You've been warned.