Fairies: Why They Want Your Baby and How to Stay Safe

Hiya Ichabodicans. Guess what? Fairies want your baby. If you're an attractive young woman, they might want you too. This week we've got your guide to all things fairy:
*What are risk factors for fairy abduction?
* How can you prevent fairy abduction?
*How can you identify a fairy?
*What do you do if you suspect your wife or child is a fairy?

This episode just might save your life. If you don't listen and get abducted by fairies--don't come crying to us. 

***But we still love you. I want to make that perfectly clear.