6. Comrade Minister

While working for Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty, (RFE/RL,) I accidentally kidney punched my political hero, President Jimmy Carter, at a symposium in Kazakhstan. Upon returning to the RFE/RL offices in Munich, Germany I discovered our newly appointed Director, Kevin Klose (who would go on to run National Public Radio,) was conducting a witch hunt to "thin the radios out of all the fags."