I really really can't ****ing dance

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In which I share some of my very favourite highlights of my total lack of coordination whatsoever, including The Worst Parking Ever, and all of the reasons why you shouldn't try and dance a can-can while wearing a basque. Plus, my cats are dicks... I'm sharing a bit of love for all of the small businesses out there... and we discover the reasons why Jamie probably won't be stepping into David Attenborough's shoes any time soon.....