Hysterical Horizons

I shall explain in my own retarded way, why being offensive, or retarded, is so dang important to being human, or some retardedly philosophical thought like that.

Go ahead, Cancel me for being different! I know in 2021, we're not allowed to love the jokes we want to love...

You heard it here first folks!

I got so sick of being a little bitch, haven't you?

This Autistic fucknut says so anyway.

Welcome to The Laughing Place

I mean, words are the bullets of our generation right? So remember kids, the next time you see an active shooter, never forget that you can totally kill that motherfucker with the power of mean words…

The American Dream...

You can be a little creepy, and a whole lot innocent at the same time, just ask Mr. Allen.

There's a difference ya know ;)

I know it was hungry but just look at all the damage the cute little fucker has caused, and all because we were irresponsible and gave into the adorable wittle one's midnight cravings.

Welcome to the land where you do not have to say what you mean, or mean what you say, Welcome to the USH.

Late-night bong sessions always bring out those zen cosmic vibes.

It's time we stopped repeating our insane actions expecting a new result. So, on that note, I hereby announce I shall be taking my shits in my Cat's Litter Box, forward all my calls, please.

Look, if I want to tell the joke, or speak my mind, I'm going to do it. You should do it too. Unless you're being some kinda cunt. But other than that, tell anyone who says you can't say that, to go …

Having a fucked up crazy election, 20 years after the last fucked up crazy election just feels right.

I mean, we say it matters, but does it really matter. Fuck you, I am not depressed, just being honest... No, I am not talking to myself, I'm just having a strawman conversation becasue I am Mentally …