How to Survive Martial Law… and Martial Arts? (w/ Cristina Fernandez)

How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine is a weekly comedy podcast where comedians Danielle and Kristine tackle life’s strangest challenges—both real and ridiculous. From bad roommates and terrible dates to bear attacks, skydiving mishaps, and everything in between, every episode is packed with funny survival stories, hilarious guests, and over-the-top “advice” you (probably) shouldn’t follow. Whether you’re here for the storytelling, the laughs, or to learn how to survive the next awkward family dinner, this show has you covered. 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.