I'd like to buy a vowel!

I'll take Army jibberish for $500 Alex! There are acronyms for almost everything. They are used to abbreviate, save time, save energy, save ink, whatever else is needed to save! If you do not understand what they mean, they are completely useless. As we nod and smile while our soldiers talk, we are clueless. Today we play a little educational game of "Guess the acronym!" Maybe you learn a little something with us? Maybe you know everything, and find out we are idiots? Either way, laugh and enjoy the f$ckery with us as we take the next step in becoming informed milspouses!