Hot Mess Mil MomS
Bringing you the drama and comedy of being a military spouse and parent! Navigating the Army life with all it rogers, dependas, and f$ckery. We are here to make YOU feel normal. Check us out every week as I laugh it up with my co-host Veronica aka Ms. Biteyofaceoff!
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 93 minutes
- Episodes
- 25
- Years Active
- 2024 - 2025
Eat, Drink, Spill the Tea, Repeat
Today's episode is all about self care. We could just say yoga, face masks, moisturize, and daily walks work, but there are so many options. We exercise self care in many ways, and want to share our …
FAFO Freestyle-Cycle
After much technical dificulties, we bring you our part deux update on the blow in the low country. Charities gone wrong, parenting hells, and two hot messes trying to fight the internet! Some of the…
Volun-Tell from Hell
Volunteering can be the most rewarding task to do. Helping your community, enriching lives, putting positivity and good faith out into the universe are all benefits from giving a little or a lot of y…
Spouse Privilege Card
The military life is full of ups and downs. There are tribulations that families face, but the Army compensates with tax free Michael Kors bags and a Starbucks around every corner. We could list ever…
Ice+Wine=Hydration
It has been a long couple of weeks. Difficult to do a podcast when you have NO VOICE! Luckily my cohost is still alive. We are back, and hopefully all feeling 100%. For today's episode it is catching…
Dependa 2028
In light of the recent mass changes, and liberties being taken with a swift movement of a pen...... we wanted to reflect on the imaginary executive orders we would take in our lives as dependas. It w…
Back to the future!
We are back after a long holiday, moving, flooding, and military mom disasters! It is now 2025, and let us tell you....... we have not enjoyed the trial run! We definitely want a refund! This week we…
Stuff Mom's Stocking
Mom is the real Santa. So why isn't my face on a Coca Cola truck? Momming is difficult everyday. The holidays amp up the difficulty. Shopping, cooking, planning, everyday duties, traveling, and makin…
My Elf Wears Camo
Santa Baby, just make the world revolve around me, and my needs! Well, it is December. We are no longer considered crazy for having our trees up. Our homes are shiny with red and green like the Gris…
AITA? I Wish!
To be a bitch or not be a bitch? That was Shakespeare's real question I think! Whether it is gus fraba, woosah, or counting to a million, we all have different ways of keeping ourselves calm. What m…
Mo Paint, Mo Problems
Just because you're an adult, doesn't make you honest. Mean Girls, Heathers, Scary Movie, and all 90's and 80's movies taught us that high school is tough. Bullying is a rough patch that at a minimu…
When the Army Lies on It's Resume
Before you sign on to a task or commit to something, you want to do your research. Before joining the Army or becoming an Army spouse, you talk to a recruiter. You also watch movies or shows or Goog…
New State. Who Dis?
We are back after a missed week. This was due to extreme amounts of Gatorade and chicken soup. Veronica braved the PCS drama! Join us as we catch up on our parenting hell, favorite screenshots, move…
Tony Montana's Guide to Being a Dependo
First you get the soldier, then you get the Tricare, then you get the Charger! We all face the daunting battle of who has it harder. Does a SAH parrent or a working parent face more struggles? Women…
I'd like to buy a vowel!
I'll take Army jibberish for $500 Alex! There are acronyms for almost everything. They are used to abbreviate, save time, save energy, save ink, whatever else is needed to save! If you do not unders…
I Don't Speak Hooah
Army is a language all in it's own! You wanna be supportive, and listen. What do you do when you have no clue what they are talking about? Just nod and wave. Smile and look pretty haha! There are thi…
Not So Secret Lives
Holding It Down Like A PCS Sticker
Scrubs, PJs, or Pantsuits?
