CFB's silly season begins as head coaches fall like drunken Clayton County commissioners, Falcons suck again so when will Arthur fire Arthur? Shohei Otani in a Braves uni?! How about Aaron Nola? Dawgs play in front of Dolly Parton, Jimbo Fisher's replacement, MNF wild ending, Dick Vitale great news, Rookies of the Year, NBA analyst tells truth about James Harden and promptly gets deleted (with sound), UGA's dominance, SEC title game odds, the million dollar bat, plus Pete's Tweets, This Day in Sports History, Ripley's, and a rant about real nazis