Ep. 9 The Hitchhiker's Guide to: Your Twin Flame Isn’t Your One True Love—Sorry!

Twin Flames—real, fake, or just an excuse for chaos? 

In this episode of Hitchhiker’s Guide to Humanity, we’re diving into the messy, misunderstood, and over-romanticized world of twin flames —the term alone makes me cringe. And it's not just thanks to that documentary (you know the one).

You’ve heard the myths: 

🔥 “They’re your one true love.” 

🔥 “You’re two halves of the same soul.” 

🔥 “You must chase them through lifetimes in a cycle of pain and suffering.” 

Yeah… no. 

Let’s break down: 

• What Twin Flames actually are (and what they aren’t)  
• Red flags vs. real connection (because abuse ≠ destiny, folks) 
• My own Twin Flame experience—parallel lives, wild synchronicities, and lessons I didn’t sign up for 
• Why they always come back at the WORST possible time (seriously, the universe is an expert in trolling us) 

If you’ve ever felt like the universe is using your love life as a punching bag, this one’s for you. 

💫 Listen now and let’s retire the term “Twin Flame” once and for all! I vote for Soul Contract Buddies™  who's with me?

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Your host, erica, is a certified energy healer, alchemist, and author of Teach Me to Forget (Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers). Raised on a diet of SNL, Scooby-Doo, and pizza rolls; she brings a side-eye for authority and a hunger for deeper truth. With a gift for decoding both human behavior and cosmic patterns, she makes spiritual insights both relatable and funny.

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