Court is in session, babes.
This week’s Breakup Court docket might be the wildest yet.
We’ve got stolen cats held hostage for months.
Situationship landlords who ghost when you won’t co-sign their lease.
Exes mailing invoices for “dating expenses.”
Wedding invites sent to the very person they dumped over text.
And even utility bills you didn’t know you were still paying.
The iced coffee is strong.
The gavel is louder.
And the audacity is truly Olympic-level.
Buckle up for an episode that will make you laugh, rage, and maybe send a strongly worded text you’ll definitely regret as we hand down emotional justice, one outrageous case at a time.