We stepped on the scale and (1:34) it doesn't take long for Tom to make quinn feel bad. (2:26) Quinn & Tom discuss their current weight & what each man's goal weight is. (5:50) Keto is bullshit. (8:05) Quinn harrassed a DJ on Instagram & (8:50) we're pretty sure Tommy has never listened to rap music. Finally, (11:29) the penalty for losing the weight loss challenge is presented via Billy the producer. (14:55) Our heroes are dicks and we're glad they didn't have Twitter. (16:40) Quinn & Tommy attempt to tell the listeners how they know one another, but end up going off on ageism, the top 5 people they don't like, and how Quinn can definitely beat up Spiderman. (20:20) Quinn actually succeeds in telling the story of how he and Tommy met. (21:49) Stories from the caddy yard. (25:15) How Quinn made it out to LA. (28:58) Tommy is too tall for normal life & Quinn shames him for it. (31:30) Ad read for our brand new sponsor, Leesa Mattress.