Comic Eric Montes went clothes shopping and left with a dildo.

Comic Eric Montes couldn't find any clothes that fit, enjoys Austin bakeries, and loves boobs.

This is just one of the many stand up performances from this episode of the Hey Bolstad Comedy Tonight Show. If you have a long commute you can listen to full episodes which usually run for 1.5 - 2 hours, or if you're short on time each individual performance ranges from about 5 - 12 minutes in length.