Hello If Anything
‘Hello, If Anything’ is an irrelevant podcast operating in the burgeoning ASMR art comedy scene. Listen to Matt and Devuroasts use 100% of their brains to bring suspecting listeners through the brackish mouth sounds of mirth, acclaimed by rave reviews like “what is this?” and “this isn’t a podcast”.
- Update frequency
- every day
- Average duration
- 13 minutes
- Episodes
- 12
- Years Active
- 2024 - 2025
06 Cool, Watching TV
The faint smell of tar. Cement bricks glance off your shoulders. Gamma rays encircle your frontbody. You are a dancing snake: your charmer, Judge Judy's mystical doppleganger. She’s come out with a n…
05 Schmownership City
We rehash the oldest trick in the oldest book. Nothing new under the sun, especially not on my plate, which is haunted by the ghost of fries past. Merriam Webster's son (NOT a nepo baby) inherited …
04 Practice Recording
What is really going on and how do we even know that when we figure it all out we’ll have it all figured out? Ghosts of the past are with us, but they are so young, they do not engender any ulterior …
03 Grocery Star
Everything changes when you hit it big. While my peers slapped bags of wine in frat houses, I slapped bags of frozen spinach onto conveyor belts, dreaming the very same dream. Back then, that's what…
02 Dear Grandson
Slices of life dissected in frog class by a third grader with two left hands, become our lineages, among other entries in a list of the least important things.
01 Mark Grundy's Spuds
The psychology and ethics of snacks and the hypothetical in-between spaces they betray comes to a shockingly unsensational conclusion. A tale of lukewarm love, trivial loss, and a future that’s not …
6 - Fish Heaven
do fish go to heaven? we don't know. this is the first episode we ever made
4 - Attention
Attention featuring Dylan Israelian and Lila Feldman of Rhymes With Orange, and Sasha Kuznetsov on guitar