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The 3rd and final waste of our time in "Movies We Hate Month" smacks the taste out of one of the biggest box-office successes of all time. Jim Cameron's "save the trees" sci-fi extravaganza is pretty in 3D, but it's also pretty 3dumb. This story has been told many times before---so fair usage for Cameron & crew---but did the screenplay have to be so lazy? And laughable? And just plain dreadful? Not even Sigourney Weaver can save this Sam Worthington/Zoe Saldana-starring crap pile. To help you get through this slog (if, for some reason, you decide to watch it), order some Sparkplug Coffee from our friendly sponsors. You'll get a 10% discount (one-time only) if you use our promo code: "top100project".