The guys discuss what qualifications and criteria you might need to meet to become a, Mall Santa!!! Other interesting topics include, ugly people porn, celebrity jerk-off sessions and which guy from, Full House they would bone!! They also dive into the potential sacrifice of a, GUY PARTY member to the, Party Gods for the longevity of partying!!! What would Bologna man do!?!? Possess, Michael Benjamin? Yup. GUY PARTY!!!