GUY PARTY!!!

Its GUY PARTY Fest week, Boozeheads!!! The best gathering of the summer!!! There will be Dildo Javelin, Dildo Field Goal, The Keister Egg Hunt, Beer Chug Relay Race, Burrow Dodge Ball, The Tampon Tu…

The dudes in GUY PARTY have met to select the best bacon hangers out there for the one and only, MAMMARY MADNESS!!! Come see who made the cut and where they ended up seeding against some of the best…

Taylor Swift was once on top of the world. She had billions of dollars and a Super Bowl winning boyfriend. All until a group of not so well hung mutanoids planted the ultimate sabotage to win over T…

It’s that time of the year again!!! The Guy Party Hall of Fame Class of 2024 inductees is upon us!!! A collection of the most elite degenerates!!! The guys managed to weed them down to best of the b…

The 2023 Bengals season didn’t end up the way we were all hoping it would. The guys break down some of what went wrong and what they hope the team can improve on going into the 2024 season. WHO DEY!…

The Drunken Army was a collection of degeneracy from all different social groups. Together they had some of the most righteous parties of all time!!! But like all good things, they must come to an e…

The kill joys are among us and will suck the fun out of any great GUY PARTY!!! But what happens when the ultimate kill joys assemble to take out GUY PARTY once and for all!?! Known no other as Steve…

The Winning Without Michael Universe is strong and thriving!!! They’ve accomplished things the Prime Universe could only dream of. Until one unfortunate day when one of the aborted found a way to re…

The guys begin work on a GUY PARTY mobile that will allow them to invade small towns across the United States to bring people the gospel of Bologna Man!!! Little did they know the opposition those s…

The guys go over all the happenings from Guy Party Fest II and work towards unionizing the Boozeheads!!! The future is bright with GUY PARTY!!!

Eddy Baldwin was just enjoying a day of sunbathing and boozing when the neighborhood Karens decided to put a stop to it!!! In a fight against the law Eddy was put down like an old dog and vowed veng…

The guys go camping on Halloween and end up stumbling across a strange game called Queja. Little did they know the powers this game held and the ghouls they would end up awakening. After a tip touch…

You know the economy has gone to hell when a cheese coney costs 3 dollars!!! The guys come up with a new way to measure inflation and rising costs by implementing their own style of accounting with …

NFL Films brings you some of the most epic games and moments of the Eastgate Chargers first ever playoff birth!!! No other franchise is owned and operated quite like the Eastgate Chargers!!! Come he…

Heartbreak and disappointment are ingrained into Cincinnati fans beings. So, after the Bengals went out and got thumped by a team named after the color of feces, the guys needed a good bit of booze …

There were dark times in GUY PARTY. The times before the great mongo purge. Where The guys would draft humans for a Degen Celebrity Fantasy Draft. The times where there was no hope. Listen at your o…

The guys are gearing up for Guy Party Fest II as the annual freak show is upon us!!! Get ready to get crusty Boozeheads!!! GUY PARTY!!!

GUY PARTY tries predicting the 2023 Bengals regular season and possible postseason runs!!! I’m sure all you Boozeheads know how these predictions are going to go!!! WHO DEY!!!

An unaltered all access look into what it takes to make it in the NFL and on one of the most unprolific teams of all time, The Eastgate Chargers.

The sweet release!!! The release that can make a mutant turn into a civilized man!!! Guy Party proposes the idea that all dudes must masturbate before going out on the town!!! With this idea there c…