ICE raids and FuckLAPD.com highlight America’s surveillance circus; a Norwegian tourist gets booted over a JD Vance meme; Big Balls lands at Social Security; Tesla robotaxis need adult supervision; judges can’t decide if AI training is fair use or just theft; YouTube debuts an AI Slop button; Russell Crowe joins Highlander while Bourdain Day becomes a thing he’d hate; Windows finally kills the Blue Screen of Death; and Dave Bittner drops by to nerd out on malware, retro consoles, and Star Wars cartography.