Trump punts the TikTok ban again; Tesla mows down dummies and dumps Cybertrucks like yard sale junk; AI kills jobs, fries budgets, and melts brains; Microsoft and Wikipedia pump the brakes; Altman wants your electricity; crypto kidnappers bail on a broke influencer; bankruptcy spikes in the Bay; the internet swears with style; Liam Neeson makes the Naked Gun reboot awesome; and Dr. Demento exits stage left after 55 bizarre years.