701: Dancing in the Streets

We light a candle for legends and torch bad takes; Molly White says truth still matters as apathy and flaming Waymos rise; “No Kings” protests erupt while Elon licks Trump’s boots; Uber reinvents the worse bus, Tesla delays again, and Meta builds Skynet-lite; Disney and Universal sue Midjourney, Shopify goes full stablecoin, and Trump launches a chatbot because of course he does; Foundation returns, Spaceballs gets a sequel, and Zaslav continues his slow collapse; finally, we salute the fallen—Sly, Brian, Ananda, Douglas, and Bill—Grumpy style.