698: Watch Out for That Tree!

Elon Musk melts down mid-interview and calls the reporter an NPC; 23andMe auctions off your DNA to Regeneron; Coinbase insiders leak customer data; OpenAI buys Jony Ive’s studio while planning spy-wearables; Klarna flip-flops on AI and humans while using a CEO avatar; AI tools blackmail devs, write fake news, and dump billions of Discord messages; Tesla’s “self-driving” gets geofenced; Notepad writes for you now; Dave Bittner reviews digital monsters and theme parks; and we say goodbye to Norm from Cheers.