Traffic Court

The Game of Life is a nuanced, open-world role-playing game that everybody gets to play once. While some stats are randomized, there is a lot of freedom to customize your character. There are also many rules that govern your character choices. Some rules are hard-fast and concrete, like Thou Shalt Not Kill, or the Five-Second-Rule, for instance; but some rules are a loose collection of suggestions, like crossing the street outside the designated lines, or maintaining a maximum velocity of your personal combustion engine. But the Rules of the Road are enforced like doubles in Monopoly, you only get punished if you keep doing it over and over. Although in Monopoly, unlike Life, there’s actual jail time. Join Mat and Veronique as we powder our wigs and pass judgement on the lackadaisical enforcement of Traffic Court!







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