Toilet Paper

Humanity has evolved well beyond the limitations of our animal origins. Our structures of steel and glass practically scrape the skies, our internet can activate our robot vacuums from a continent away, our soaps have magical scrubbing bubbles that do the scrubbing for you! And as much buzz as there is around moving into a paperless society, there is one paper that continues to outsell even the legendary Twilight novels – Toilet Paper. Even as advertisers scramble to be the first to project a Pepsi logo on the moon, mankind is still humbled by the basic necessity of nature’s call. And despite the advent of self-sterilizing elevator buttons, our rear ends are scraped in the style of Neanderthals with nothing but dry leaves at hand. In a world that’s always moving forward, have we forgotten our behinds? Join Veronique and Mat as we unpack the Mega-Pack and unwind the four-roll scroll of Toilet Paper!







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