The Price of Gas

Humanity has plunged into the Cyber Age at terminal velocity. Everything must move at the speed of light. High-speed internet, 5-G Lte, One-point-twenty-one Gigawatts; if you’re not keeping up, you’re obsolete. It’s going to take more than Powerade to move this fast… society runs on a full tank of high-octane, premium grade, primordial bone juice! And there is no more important information in this fast-paced arena than the three decimal number that dictates the price! Like a coke fried Wolf of Wall Street, we watch that price ticker like our very livelihood depends on that tenth of a penny going our way. But unlike the stock price, we have no intention of selling at a gain; no sir, we bought this investment to burn! Because there’s no option to keep up without feeding the fire and kindling every dollar we have on that great noxious carbon-coughing fume of progress!







Keep up with Mat and Veronique as we open the throttle on the ever accelerating Price of Gas!







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