School Lunch

Guest grumbler: Mike Figs!







Humanity currently holds the deed to the Earth. The dinosaurs once held this privilege, which they won through might; but we apes hold it now by brain-power. Our minds are capable of unlocking the cosmic roots of existence itself. The Stegosaurus had no knowledge of Saturn’s rings. The Pterodactyl did not know Pythagorus’ theorem. Our brains are capable of so much more. And the key to unlocking this profound intellect came about with the advent of easily accessible calories. Namely: cooked food.







Today, we enrich the minds of our young students with the same celebration of well-rounded calories at lunch time. The vitamin-rich vegetable known as: pizza. The protein-rich bovine-lactation known as: chocolate milk. The sweet-antioxidant energy of: Fruit-Roll-Up! Come sit at the cool kids table with Mat, Veronique, and Guest – Mike Figs – as we sift through the Salisbury gruel of School Lunch!







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