Heels

Guest Grumbler: Christina Germaine







Evolution may have created the intelligent mind and sinuous body that is humankind, but humankind has added its own upgrades. The barefoot, naked cavemen that discovered fire have moved on to inventing clothing, accessories, seasonal apparel, and yes, fashion. Let’s cover those hideous feet, my fashionistas; and let’s do it in style! Conceal that toe jam by jamming those toes in some snake skin loafers while we accentuate those calves by force-flexing those ankles with inhumane arch suffering. Join Mat, Veronique, and Guest – Christina Germaine – as we pump footwear technology past the point of healing by forcing it into some high … Heels.







*Grumbles are specifically off-the-cuff, no research went into this grumble.







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