Green Blooded Bastard - Wes Craven Presents: Dracula 2000

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Wes Craven Presents: Dracula 2000.  This movie is about a guy named Dracula 2000 and it's fucking garbage! Seriously this movie sucks and isn't even fun.

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the HBO app was working for shit again and kept buffering so by the time this episode is over it's probably about 20 secs out of sync.  i also feel like i might have passed out a few times while watching this.  #sorrynotsorry