Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
- Update frequency
- every 4 days
- Average duration
- 76 minutes
- Episodes
- 853
- Years Active
- 2015 - 2025
Green Blooded Bastard - The Wizard of Oz
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Wizard of Oz. This movie is about a girl named Oz and the Wizard that she must hunt down!
Green Blooded Bastard - The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard. This movie is about a character named Hitman who jumps around in space and time to make a film that didn't perform as well …
Green Blooded Bastard - Forgive Us Our Trespasses
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Forgive Us Our Trespasses. I'm depressed and this short film is slightly underwhelming.
Here's a quick haiku that I wrote recently:
coffee up her ass
as…
Green Blooded Bastard - The Blue Drum
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Blue Drum. This film is a short joint that is fairly effetive for being only 16 minutes long.
Green Blooded Bastard - Freaky Friday (2003)
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Freaky Friday (2003). This movie did the old switcheroo and hilarity ensues.
Green Blooded Bastard - Batman Ninja vs. Yakuza League
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman Ninja vs. Yakuza League. This movie did ninja and yakuza shit shit too, I guess! haha
Green Blooded Bastard - Batman Ninja
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman Ninja. This movie did ninja shit I guess! haha
Green Blooded Bastard - Wing Commander: Countdown To Invasion
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Wing Commander: Countdown To Invasion. So Freddie Prinze, Jr. gets off easy in this fan edit, but he's still a half breed asshole that can't act for shit,…
Green Blooded Bastard - The Waves of Madness
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Waves of Madness. This movie is a side-scrolling video game in film form.
Green Blooded Bastard - Cleaner
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Cleaner. This movie is about a character named Cleaner who farts around cleaning windows and stops World War 3 or some fucking shit.
Green Blooded Bastard - Deadpool & Wolverine
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Deadpool & Wolverine. This movie is about a character named Deadpool who jumps around in space and time to make the first "MCU" #Deadpool film, whereas it…
Green Blooded Bastard - Sinners
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Sinners. It's a pretty solid movie and it sure is better than that shitty Navy Seals V Demons, but that goes without saying. Ryan Coogler has big dick ene…
Green Blooded Bastard - Navy Seals V Demons
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Navy Seals V Demons. People got paid to make this fucking movie.
Green Blooded Bastard - Terminator Woman
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Terminator Woman. This movie is fucked up and makes little sense and has about 27 fucking different titles!
Green Blooded Bastard - Steel Magnolias
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Steel Magnolias. This is the Sequel to the film Steel!
Green Blooded Bastard - Steel
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Steel. In this film, Shaq decides to leave sports behind, eats some Papa Johns, and then becomes a grounded superhero for a DC character in the hood.
Green Blooded Bastard - Blue Steel
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Blue Steel. This is the Prequel to the film Steel!
Green Blooded Bastard - Fast X
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fast X. In this film is shit gets real squared! haha
Green Blooded Bastard - Without Mercy (1995)
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Without Mercy (1995). This movie is fucking not good. It's just bad!
Here's a link to the film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyCPpnK0JQQ
Green Blooded Bastard - The Rat Catcher
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Rat Catcher. This is a another short film by Wes Anderson for Netflix based on a Roald Dahl short story.