Ep. 71: Two Random House Penguins in an Overt Sexual Reference to the Bible

It's a short but hella satisfying episode this week cuz all of winter came crashing down on us last week. This past week. Whatever. You know what we mean.

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Other discussion topics may include:

- Lions with incredible self restraint

- The discovery of a utopian community, which totally wasn't a cult. For real.

- Parents who bang too close together

- Utah Jazz vs. Memphis Grizzlies in a battle of the least rational team names

- This was originally to be an episode filled with romance. Naturally, it was replaced with burps and farts.