You ever wonder how sex would be for people of wildly varying heights? Like if Kristin Chenoweth and Yao Ming got into some polyamorous sixty-nining, will their heads and genitals still line up?
I guess anything can happen. Imagine the possibilities. He shoots; she scores (like a musical score)? Heh, heh, sixty-nine...
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- The good, the bad, and the awkward of recent reunions
- The Adventures of Creamy Ronnie and the Throat Goat
- Riverdale, humpback whales, and other things that just won't let go
- Exfoliation vs. Ejaculation vs. Excoriation: An intimate study
- The neandrithical way of belignantly fresicalling oneself of malcontinence