Swinging the pendulum from sacred to profane, as is our wont, this episode runs the gamut from existential crisis born of bicycle thievery...to matter-of-fact categorizing of unfortunate skin conditions, such as furuncles, boils, wart, and corns. Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy year.
Other discussion topics may include:
- Pearl Jams, epileptic orgasms, and other sex stuff
- The ongoing adventures of Allen Wrench, P.I.
- A lesson in distinguishing between "raspberrying" and "motorboating"
- Teat suckling modes of transportation
- Tasty treats, like wall spaghetti and corn pads