Ep. 32: Two Lymph Biscuits in a Cocaine Reduction

Alice and Doug toured some White Castles,

In Macho Man gowns, caps, and tassels.

They both flashed their V-cards,

Sent beef down their innards,

And spent all night clenching their a$$h***s.

Last week, Doug and Alice #SetPfizersToStun and recovered by watching #LoveVaxually and making #LymphBiscuits. This week, they get free donuts and beer and write dirty limericks.

Other discussion topics may include:

- A tale of fowl and fleeting fame

- Innards, outards, and other Barack Abominations

- Risking literal freedom for the culinary arts. Featuring a side of heroin.

- A celebration of possibly the greatest day in the history of the universe

- Grease made those multiplyin' chills sound great. They're not. They're really not.