Ep. 255: Two Doormat Stealers in a Tampon Hierarchy

This week Doug regales us with origin tales of a couple of sticky substances.

Meanwhile Alice is looking for a dongle wherever she can find it.

And they have the audacity to call someone *else* "Dirty Dan."

Other discussion topics may include:

- Relearning how to play a mouth instrument

- A multi-decades long sandpaper obsession

- Period pills: What in the world?

- Frank Lloyd Wright's Andrew Lloyd Weber

- The worst possible thing a swan could do to you