Ep. 248: Two Shiny Happy Made Up People in a Questionable Alan Jackson Song

The D-Man and A-Girl are in the house!

Alice is out of steroids.

Doug may have eaten a block of eye shadow.

Alice thinks she may be more woman than some dude.

Doug can't stop saying "coochie."

The stage is set.

Witness the chaos.

Other discussion topics may include:

- That mood when you just want to watch a few hundred people drown

- A 12-year old's contract to not have children

- How to tick off the National Persimmon Alliance

- Could Tom have just been trying to get with Jerry?

- That Famous Amos cookie fella was actually really awesome. No, seriously.