Ep. 2: Two WAPpetizers in a Self-Cleaning Oven

Doug expounds upon the social mores of pandemic dating and questions the role of unlimited chips and salsa in group dining situations. Alice confuses bukkake with bunraku (Japanese puppet theatre) and learns how to preheat and clean her lady-oven.

And urine luck! There’s also a fan-sourced DJ contest for 11 WHOLE DOLLARS and a new segment called “It Went Terribly” where we fact-check the previous episode for inaccuracies, of which there are many…

Other discussion topics may include:

- Renting warehouses for scandalous means

- Beauties, Beasts, and Paul Newman

- An introduction to golf. Or at least immature jokes about it.

- The age-old battle of Ozzy Osbourne vs. Ginuwine

- We finally answer: “Who are the world’s three smartest men?”