Alice and Doug are gearing up for next month's annual ice cream crawl while lamenting their failure to bring other unholy food events to fruition (YET). There's also an impromptu and accidentally cruel game of 20 Questions.
Other discussion topics may include:
- A satisfying drip
- The unfortunate discovery that both George Michael AND George Orwell are dead
- Introducing a young child to graphic hip hop music, out of respect for the art
- It is completely okay to refuse to accept sucky homemade gifts
- Children's show characters that don't have hands up their butts