Ep. 19: Four Sweet Nothings in an Interesting Meth Town (A Very Terrible Valentine)

She's a rare breed of unicorn, and he's in the business of misery. When Emily and Jake meet-cute at a recovery group for nose fetishists, sparks fly. But while they're engaging in pankkake and deciding whether GIFs are the ultimate love language, a sadistic ventriloquist and its doppelgänger capture them and make them sing the entire Moulin Rouge soundtrack together while replacing every instance of the word "love" with "Doug." Can their relationship survive such frisky ear violence, or will they have to update their OK Cupid profiles?

Spend your VD with Going Romantically, starring Emily Jean Durchholz and Jakob Bilinski. Episode out now!

Other discussion topics may include:

- Years of Oxen and Cocksen

- An opportunity to not win a brand new German dishwasher!

- How much have all of us been missing each other's noses?

- Renée Santz, professional belch artist

- Wife swapping, credit card swiping, and A Clockwork Orange-style threats...you know, real romantic stuff